Can o' Beans: Fat Animals

It's come to my attention that animals are getting morbidly obese! I've already seen this in humans for a very long time, but animals? Okay, I admit it, I love a fat animal more than anything in the world, and I may over feed my animals... and I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm just saying that, fat cats, fat dogs, fat guinea pigs and hamsters...are possibly the cutest and most hilarious things I've ever seen. I know everyone gets a good chuckle at a fat person falling down, but everyone also gets a good chuckle at a fat animal rolling around because it can't stand up. It's evil to say, I know! But you all have to admit that its rather hilarious. Yes you can all say, 'fat people falling down is funny, but fat animals falling down! SO not funny.' hate to break it to you, its the same thing. I've also been finding that even though people get this crazy expensive 'diet' food for their pets, it doesn't do anything. The most it gives them diarrhea. You want your cat to be skinny by pooping out all its insides? EW! There goes even more money on kitty litter. I say the best way to not getting an animal fat is to just not make it fat in the first place! Personally, I make my animals fat cause they are squishy and huggable that way. Also when they are fat, they don't have enough energy to run away from your mauling. (Insert Evil laughter here). Just kidding. Don't make your animals fat people, even though its really funny. I went through the liberty of finding fat animal pictures on the internet to post here just to prove that its cute/funny/really sad!